Monday, July 23, 2012

Some Things I Want to Remember

Three year old calls sunscreen "sunscream."

My six year old calls rodeos "radios."  ("Mom, lets go to the radio.")

She used to call the elevator the "elligator."

Baby is cutest little parrot right now-- any time we ask the kids a question, my baby raises his hand and says "me!"   If the kids say "I do!"  So does he.  The other day in the car we were listening to Treasure Island and the kids started singing "yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!" and baby would say "RUMMMM!"  Ha ha, especially since we're teetotalers around here.

Nine year old's room emitting a strange glow at night-- that is when I know she is reading by wandlight.  :)

Ten made up his own joke-- "did you know the scriptures command us not to grow up?  They say 'thou shalt not commit adultery.'" (he did't even know what that was)  He found a funny site that listed actual bloopers written on church programs (not Mormon).  We laughed our guts out.  He is so fun to laugh with. Our favorites:

"This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar."

"The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'"

"Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered."

"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."

"At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is @#!*% ?" Come early and listen to our choir practice."
See here (scroll halfway down page to "Church Bulletin Bloopers") and here for a good laugh.

Busy day today...I have some fun pictures of the weekend, can't wait to post them!  Also, excited for a new month's resolutions.  Found anything lately that makes you laugh?  We'd love to hear!

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